when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:
what i don’t understand is how the lord of the rings movies were finished in 2003 and legolas looked like this
and then the hobbit is made in 2013 and somehow he looks younger????
like what the fuck kind of magic are you using orlando bloom because TEN YEARShave passed since you acted in lotr
TEN FUCKING YEARS
HOW THE HELL DO YOU LOOK YOUNGER
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
next time you’re at a party in a town that you hate or dont give a shit about or something see how many dudes you can sneak off with and like go to take off their pants but then just pull their belt out of their pants and leave. see how many belts you can collect & compete with your friends. this is a sport called final fantasying
i wish you would have told me that these parachute pants don’t actually function as parachutes before i jumped out of that plane. now i just look like an idiot