hallelujah-youngandloaded:

actualucifer:

actualucifer:

my neighbours kept coming up to me and going “we need a special greeting!” so i entered it as “hail Satan” and now they say “hail Satan” every time they see me

guys can we just
this is animal crossing
i put that in the tags but nobody is reblogging with tags and i’m worried that everyone actually thinks i live on a street where people yell HAIL SATAN at each other

well you certainly live up to your url

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shooshedpappings:

ghostbeez:

apracticalman:

quadrangledreality:

psilentasincjelli:

bmehay:

finefox:

pizza pizza pizza

Finally an oversexualized male Halloween costume

#DICK IN A BOX
none pizza with left beef

Jesus CHRIST

I think you mean Jesus CRUST

#I’m here to deliver the sausage you ordered #ohohoho

JESUS CRUST

princess-jpeg:

gregorycrowell:

livinginastorybook:

briclget-spears:

ask-the-pesky-puppeteers:

fandralled:

relentlessforwardmotion:

innocentpunkrockkids:

"The brain can get sick too." 

Re-make of this post. 

End mental health stigma.

thank you

thank you

THANK YOU

THANK YOU

THANK YOU

The more you are aware. The better likeliness you can overcome. ❤️

Always reblog. It’s not something you can “just get over”.

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postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

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robertdowneyjr:

stop surrounding yourself with negativity, distance yourself from everyone who hated iron man 3, you deserve better

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we-found-our-own-reasons-to-sing:

my brother is really homophobic and he tried to insult me by saying “at least i’m not gonna marry a girl!” and i started laughing and he got the most mortified look on his face because he tried so hard to insult my sexuality but he actually just made himself sound gay boom i win

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rehab-for-fictional-characters:

there will come a day when i stop reblogging this. today is not that day

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sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

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drunkdilf:

u know how sometimes you’re styling your hair and you’re tryna get it to go a certain direction and it’s just not happening and you’re like bitch I grew you, I own you, just do as I say 

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wolfburied:

I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition

the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes

fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”

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dirkbot:

Do you ever have passive OTPs

Like, you don’t read fic, you don’t look for art

but whenever something turns up you’re like hell fuckin yea

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yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

image

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fuzzy-knees:

reilluminated:

My mom let her facebook friends/family know what’s up regarding me just now and this is how she did it.
Heck yeah, mom.

Cutest shit I have pretty much ever seen

eglads:

can’t stop drawing rude foxes

stickers and shirts on [redbubble]

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